My Spring Cleaning List

Filed under: Cleaning/Decorating — Savvy Housekeeper at 8:05 am on Friday, April 30, 2010

Now look, I don’t promise to do all these things. However, it occurred to me as I contemplated giving my house a thorough cleaning tomorrow that it would go better if I had a kind of game plan–a list, if you will–of what I need to do. Some people would find this list annoying or bossy, but I like it. It makes me feel more organized and it keeps me from skipping things. Here it is:

My Spring Cleaning List

In Every Room:

    Sweep and mop all floors
    Dust sides, tops, and inside of all furniture
    Clean the trim around windows and doors
    Dust lamps and lights
    Dust all art
    Water all plants
    Generally pick up and de-clutter
    Clean mirrors, windows, and paintings with glass fronts
    Vacuum/beat all rugs
    Take out trash
    Write a list of things to sell
    Write a list of things I need

In Specific Rooms:

    Scrub baseboards in hall and kitchen
    Hang up clothes in bedroom
    Organize bedroom closet and remove clothes I don’t like
    Ditto bureau
    Change sheets in bedroom
    Tidy up books and magazines in office
    Clean and organize pantry
    Wipe down all kitchen cupboards
    Clean outside of all kitchen appliances
    Clean the trashcan (Yes! Even this has to be done sometimes.)
    Organize under sink
    Clean kitchen sink
    Cat box
    Vacuum leather furniture
    Bleach and clean bathtub/shower
    Toilets
    De-chicken the guest room (i.e. remove the brooder, dust, sweep, etc.)
    Organize guest room closet
    Clean and bleach the entire guest room bathroom
    Organize coat closet

Things I Can Skip:

    Blinds. I don’t wanna.
    The stovetop in the kitchen. My husband’s turn.
    The hood over the stove. Because, gross.

I don’t think I’m missing anything.

Muppet Cupcakes

Filed under: Food/Drink — Savvy Housekeeper at 7:01 am on Thursday, April 29, 2010

savvyhousekeeping muppet cupcakes

There are a lot of Muppet cupcakes floating around the web, but these from Cupcake Occasions in the UK are the best I’ve seen by far. It is a bit inaccurate to file these under recipes since I couldn’t find a recipe for Muppet cupcakes and have no idea how to approximate them, but aren’t they awesome?

savvyhousekeeping muppet cupcakes

And unlike a lot of cake art, I bet they actually taste good. At least I hope so. (Via EW)

From Picture Frames To Terrarium

Filed under: Recycling — Savvy Housekeeper at 7:19 am on Wednesday, April 28, 2010

savvyhousekeeping make your own terrarium from picture frames

Country Living has a how-to on making a Victorian-looking glass terrarium from picture frames. So it is a matter of screwing the frames together, like so:

savvyhousekeeping make your own terrarium with picture frames

And then painting it white. The best part is that the picture frames already come with the glass panels you need for the terrarium. Very smart. (Via Re-Nest)

How To Plant A Tomato Plant

Filed under: Gardening — Savvy Housekeeper at 9:10 am on Tuesday, April 27, 2010

People ask me how I get 5-foot tomato plants loaded with fruit. I use my dad’s method. The secret ingredient? Cow manure. Tomatoes like a lot of fertilizer, so I mix the cow manure with the dirt and use that to fill in the hole. It works great. Here’s more:

How To Plant A Tomato:

You will need:

    A tomato plant
    Well-prepared soil
    A bag of cow manure
    Shovel
    Watering can

Directions:

Step 1: Buy your tomato plant or grow it from seed. Prepare your soil for planting.

Step 2: Dig a deep hole with a shovel, at least the full length of the head of the shovel.

Step 3: Mix the dirt from the hole with cow manure. Take about one-third of the bag of manure and stir it into the dirt until it is about 50 dirt/50 manure. It is important to mix the manure since it would be too hard on the plant to just put manure in the hole. Adding the dirt cuts the heat of the manure and still gives the plant plenty of fetilizer.

Step 4: Prepare the plant by pulling off all the leaves except for the top bush of the tomato. So it will go from this:

savvyhousekeeping how to plant a tomato

To this:

savvyhousekeeping how to plant a tomato plant

I will put most of the tomato plant underground with only the top poking out. Why? All the stem you see there will grow roots, which will give the plant twice the roots it already has. That leads to a stronger, healthier plant that produces a lot of tomatoes.

Step 5: Plant the tomato plant. Remove it from the pot. Put a little bit of the dirt/manure mixture in the bottom of the hole and sit the tomato plant on top. Fill in the hole using the manure mixture. At the top, pack plain dirt around the plant. Make a little mound and a ditch around it for water to collect, like so:

savvyhouskeeping how to plant a tomato plant

Step 6:
Thoroughly water the plant. Keep adding water until the ground saturates and the little ditch around the plant fills with a puddle of water. Voila, you’re done.

It’s important to note that this method is just for tomato plants. Many plants can’t handle the heat of the cow manure and still other plants won’t root if you strip their leaves off. But with tomatoes, I find it works like a charm.

What are your tomato planting secrets?

Murphy Desk

Filed under: Pretty/Cool — Savvy Housekeeper at 8:19 am on Monday, April 26, 2010

Where were these neat space-saving furniture options when I needed them? Back when I was living in a cramped apartment, I could have used this Murphy Desk, which converts from this:

savyyhousekeeping small space murphy desk

To this:

savvyhousekeeping small space murphy desk

The cabinet is 32″ x 22″ x 6″ and costs $160. Perfect for those living in a small space. (Via Apartment Therapy)

Wine Cork Bathmat

Filed under: Recycling — Savvy Housekeeper at 7:55 am on Friday, April 23, 2010

savvyhousekeeping making a bathmat out of wine corks

Here’s something I haven’t seen before–a bathmat made out of wine corks. Craftynest saved 175 corks and hot glued them to a non-adhesive shelf liner. It looks pretty good!

Make Your Own Padded Envelopes

Filed under: Money — Savvy Housekeeper at 8:24 am on Thursday, April 22, 2010

savvyhousekeeping make your own padded bubble envelope

I often have to mail things with padded envelopes. Usually, I re-use a bubble envelope someone sent me by tearing off the labels and taping them up. It’s a little ghetto, but it works fine. However, every once in awhile I still shell out money for a pack of padded envelops because it never occurred to me before to make my own.

It turns out that there are several tutorials online for making your own padded envelopes, including this one from SwirlyThoughts and this one from 27 Things. Apparently. all it takes is glue/tape, paper, and bubble wrap.

The advantages to making your own padded envelopes is that a. you can make them any size you want, b. they cost less if you re-use paper and bubble wrap (I always have bubble wrap lying around, for some reason), and c. you can use any paper you want, which adds a decorative flair to your envelope.

savvyhousekeeping make your own bubble padded envelope

Good to know.

Wallpaper on Furniture

Filed under: Cleaning/Decorating — Savvy Housekeeper at 8:19 am on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

savvyhousekeeping wallpaper wallpapered furniture

A friend sent me this link awhile ago for Bryonie Porter’s wallpapered furniture. It looks like they use a combination of paint and wallpaper to cover old furniture. Great idea, especially if you have access to some kick-ass wallpaper.

I especially like the idea of using maps to cover a bookcase or dresser for a kid’s room, like so:

savvyhousekeeping wallpaper wallpapered furniture

Make Your Own Bacon

Filed under: Food/Drink — Savvy Housekeeper at 10:16 am on Tuesday, April 20, 2010

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

My husband decided he wanted to make bacon. We had been eating a lot of it lately in pastas and at breakfast, and well, what meat-eater doesn’t like bacon?

It turns out that making bacon is easy. It takes a little bit of time, but it’s really not hard at all, and well worth the effort.

On top of that, making your own bacon is fairly frugal. Good bacon–the thick-cut, apple- or hickory-smoked, lower-fat bacon–costs about $6-$8 a pound. Our bacon ended up being around $3 a pound, and I would say it is as good as most of the fancy stuff from the grocery story. This being our first time making it, we did not shop around for cheaper prices, but I am certain we can cut that price down even further in the future.

Of course, if you are content with the stringy $1/pound bacon, then you are not going to come out ahead on price here. However, you will come out ahead on quality.

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

Bacon is made from the belly of the pig.

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy
(Courtesy)

We bought the belly from our local grocery store. We asked at the butcher counter and it turned out they had an 8 pound belly in the back that they were willing to sell us for $2/pound. That sounded okay to us, so we ended up with a long thick slab of belly, complete with the pork skin still on it.

We also used “pink salt,” a curing salt otherwise known as sodium nitrite. You use pink salt in meat curing to prevent botulism. A pound of pink salt costs $2.50. (More on sodium nitrite here.)

Aside from that, it was just a matter of time–9 days to be exact–plus seasoning, heat, and smoke until we had bacon.

A couple of notes before I give the recipe. First of all, we adapted the recipe from Charcuterie: The Craft of Salting, Smoking, and Curing by Michael Ruhlman and Brian Polcyn. I really can’t say enough about how awesome this book is. If you are interested at all in curing meats, go out and buy it.

Secondly, we used our smoker to make the bacon. According to Charcuterie, if you don’t have a smoker, you can use the oven, although of course then the bacon won’t be smoked. Check out the book for more information if you’re interested.

Okay enough talking.

How To Make Your Own Smoked Bacon

Ingredients:
(in this case, it is more accurate to weigh the ingredients, so get out the kitchen scale)

    1 8 pound pork belly
    75 grams (approx. 3 oz) kosher salt
    18 grams (approx. 3 tsp) pink salt
    75 grams (approx. 3/8 cup) packed dark brown sugar
    90 milliliters (approx. 2 1/10 cup) maple syrup


Equipment:

    Kitchen scale
    1-2 3-gallon ziploc plastic bags
    Smoker
    Wire rack
    Meat thermometer
    A good sharp knife


Directions:

First, trim excess meat from either end of the pork belly so it is a rectangle. I froze the excess as pork belly is wonderful to cook with.

Create the cure. Combine all the ingredients together in a bowl. Rub the cure over the meat side of the belly. (There’s no point in rubbing it on the skin since you are just going to cut it off.) Put the whole thing in a big ziploc bag and put it in the fridge.

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

Now, you wait. It takes about a week (we waited 8 days) for the cure to penetrate the meat. Every day, flip the bag over so that the cure is redistributed. During this time, you will notice liquid leeching out of the belly. This means the salt is doing its job.

After a week, remove the belly from the fridge. Congratulations, you have just made fresh bacon. If you want, you can slice a little off and fry it up–it’s good. It tastes like pork belly.

But we want to make smoked bacon, so onward! Next, rinse the cure off the pork belly:

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

And then set it on a wire rack. Put the belly, uncovered and meat-side-up, in the fridge overnight. During this time, a pellicle will form over the meat, which is a gooey film that comes from the salt cure pulling water out of the meat. This is an important step because the pellicle helps the smoke penetrate the meat.

The next day, you finally get to smoke the bacon. We used almond wood instead of traditional apple or hickory wood because that is what we had lying around. My husband smoked the whole pork belly at around 185-190F for about 2 hours, until the thickest part of the belly registered 150F on the meat thermometer.

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

After it cools, remove the skin off the belly. This is the hardest part because it requires you to cut along the line where the skin meets the fat of the belly. Using a knife, carefully slice the skin off, trying not to remove the fat in the process. Discard the skin.

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

What you have left is a nice slab of freshly smoked bacon!

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

We ended up with 5 pounds of bacon after the skin was removed. It is much leaner than the stuff in the store–I ended up needing a bit of oil to cook it, which is a first for bacon. It is neither too sweet nor too salty, just the right amount of crispy, and very delicious:

savvyhousekeeping make your own smoked bacon diy

My husband says that the only thing he would do differently next time is to divide the pork belly in half because that would have been easier to work with. Otherwise, I would say our bacon adventure is a success.

From Plastic Grocery Bag To Baby Bib

Filed under: Kids — Savvy Housekeeper at 8:58 am on Monday, April 19, 2010

savvyhousekeeping from plastic grocery bag to baby bib

Here’s a good use for plastic grocery bags: make them into a baby bib. First Homemade Mamas fused the bags together by sandwiching them under parchment paper and ironing. Then they cut a template of the bib from another plastic bib, sewed bias tape around it, and added velcro to the end. You can read more about the project here.

As Homemade Mamas points out, these bibs “are practically free to make, and would be great to throw in your diaper bag. And if you accidentally leave it somewhere, no big deal!” (Via Recycled Crafts)

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